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Jaw Droppingly Beautiful McMansion

from One Day Left To Live by The Great Gambino

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lyrics

When they cleared the woods a bunch of Snowflakes moaned
Too bad, Bambi, gotta find a new home
Mother Nature, it wasn’t such a bad exchange
You only lost a few trees, I gained a dazzling domain

They go on and on like a bunch of whiny asses
Some hocus pocus about emitting greenhouse gases
But none of us will be here when the world implodes
So just let me love our humble, prefabricated abode

It’s our jaw droppingly beautiful McMansion
Men outside landscaping the yard
Jaw droppingly beautiful McMansion
The wife makes sure they’re working hard
Jaw droppingly beautiful McMansion
Jorge’s out gardening today
Jaw droppingly beautiful McMansion
Extra-wide hammock’s where I lay

Hired the best developers, spared no expense
Yet they complain it makes no architectural sense
No form or scale, but who really cares
In five years, I’ll flip it be a billionaire

We built above a historic burial ground
They tried to stop us, but we paid off the town
All the trees that you see have been strategically placed
And we filled in wetlands for one extra parking space

At our jaw droppingly beautiful McMansion
Outside relaxing in the shade
Jaw droppingly beautiful McMansion
I’ll have the maid bring lemonade
Jaw droppingly beautiful McMansion
She’s like my own personal slave
Jaw droppingly beautiful McMansion
The neighbor’s pass, I smile and wave

They came equipped with blueprints, materials, and tools
To create a union of many architectural schools
We got crystal chandeliers and Cristal on tap
May be too big for the neighborhood, but who gives a crap
When you’ve got amenities mainly seen at high end resorts
Like Olympic sized swimming pools and racket ball courts
We tried city livin’, didn’t suit us at all
So, we’re setting down into a suburban sprawl

In our jaw droppingly beautiful McMansion
The children have a separate wing
Jaw droppingly beautiful McMansion
So wife and I can do our thing
Jaw droppingly beautiful McMansion
May think you’re seeing a mirage
Jaw droppingly beautiful McMansion
When you see our twelve-car garage

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from One Day Left To Live, released December 30, 2022

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