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Barrington Not Included

by The Great Gambino

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1.
Pervert! 03:14
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Blue skies, green trees Picket fences are what you see In our community The photos, the movies, Our new neighbor produced, sadly All with impunity Children playing at the park Safely skip home in the dark On our pleasant street Parks closed, fear looms Kids sequestered to their rooms All due to this deadbeat A pervert, a pervert, a pervert Moved into our neighborhood Our neighborhood Clientele respectable At the food and wine festival That happens once per year Its cancelation seems abrupt Can’t have that cretin showing up Safer this way, we fear Meetings held petitions signed To have this degenerate slime Running for the hills Present him with a farewell card Then spread debris throughout his yard And stomp the daffodils A pervert, a pervert, a pervert Moved into our neighborhood Our neighborhood Leather gloves and safety goggles Gasoline and champagne bottles Light it, toss it, watch it fester That’s how we do it in Winchester A pervert, a pervert, a pervert Moved into our neighborhood Our neighborhood
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Danny Disappeared 02:53
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Danny came to live with us Shortly after Christmas Eve Soon everyone in the home But me wished that Danny would leave Mommy said his voice was shrill Daddy sore about the bills Grandma’s anger in full bloom Tossed Danny across the sun room Me and Danny, happy pair Where is Danny, where oh where? Couldn’t find him in his chair In the basement or upstairs Mommy acting laissez faire Daddy seems so unaware Grandma doesn’t seem to care Where is Danny, where oh where? Disappeared Disappeared Danny! Disappeared Disappeared Danny! They did not like the way he talked Or how he chewed his Poppycock the special way he’d sing and dance Put daddy in a fighting stance The little shows that he would stage Made mommy turn beet red with rage Why is Grandma burning her clothes Where did Danny go? No one knows Me and Danny, happy pair Where is Danny, where oh where? Couldn’t find him in his chair In the basement or upstairs Mommy acting laissez faire Daddy seems so unaware Grandma doesn’t seem to care Where is Danny, where oh where? Disappeared Disappeared Danny! Disappeared Disappeared Danny!
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Mall Walker 03:56
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May had been gone 3, Burleigh Had been gone 8, respectively At the time when I met Betty Food court, fountain, and destiny She was wearing running shoes And work out gear, I was quite confused Said she walked the perimeter Wondered if I might join her So we stopped at Foot Locker Suddenly I’m a mall walker Betty keeps a steady pace And a smile on this old man’s face I will give my all for you I’ll stand proud and tall for you Walk the length of the mall for you Mall walker Weekday mornings by the clock We would meet before our walk No reminders, no phone calls Same spot, same time, same walk, same mall She’d grab my hand if I was slow Stop and stare at shop windows Good exercise and company May would be happy for me Sometimes I’d get teary eyed Sharing tales from years gone by Kids who’ve grown and moved away Betty knew just what to say I will give my all for you I’ll stand proud and tall for you Walk the length of the mall for you Mall walker One day Betty didn’t show Waited for an hour or so Called her phone, went to voicemail Stopped by her home, no one was there The next morning I was shocked Sitting there beneath the clock Newspaper dropped down to my feet She left us unexpectedly Level three a stunning view Betty I’ll be joining you With my Foot Locker shoes on Landed by Bed Bath and Beyond I will give my all for you I’ll stand proud and tall for you Walk the length of the mall for you Mall walker
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Asking For A Friend 04:20
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Should you stick your fingers directly into an electric socket? Asking for a friend What do you say when some old man asks if you know what’s in his pocket? Asking for a friend Should you make change with the cash inside the church offering basket? Asking for a friend How do you discreetly take the ring off the body in the casket? Asking for a friend Would you harvest your neighbors garden late at night then blame the gophers? Asking for a friend Should you host a dinner party and serve your guests entrees by Stouffers? Asking for a friend Is it wrong to replace your sister's birth control with Fresh Mint Tic Tacs? Asking for a friend At the museum should you swap priceless artifacts with Grandma’s knick knacks? Asking for a friend Is dropping acid while at work an appropriate state to be in? Asking for a friend Before the light’s green, before you’re seen, do you mow down pedestrians? Asking for a friend When your wife’s not home, the shades are drawn, do you try on her nightgown? Asking for a friend Should you admit you ate the bat that caused the economic shutdown? Asking for a friend
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It's Only Make Believe 02:21
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People see us everywhere They think you really care But myself I can't deceive I know it's only make believe My one and only prayer is that some day you'll care, My hopes, my dreams come true, my one and only you. No one will ever know how much I love you so My only prayer will be someday you'll care for me But it's only make believe. My hopes, my dreams come true, my life I'd give for you, My heart, a wedding ring, my all, my everything. My heart I can't control, you rule my very soul, My only prayer will be someday you'll care for me But it's only make believe. My one and only prayer is that some day you'll care, My hopes, my dreams come true, my one and only you. No one will ever know how much I love you so My only prayer will be someday you'll care for me But it's only make believe.

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A repackaging of repackaged songs recorded in 2020.

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released November 7, 2020

Le Grand Gambino wrote, recorded, performed, mixed, mastered, and designed the whole thing.

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