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I Met Yahoo Serious In A Bar In Branson, Missouri

from One Day Left To Live by The Great Gambino

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lyrics

I could kill the guy who told me that
This is the town where you can make it
But it’s hard to find the energy
For murder when you’re naked
In an alley drunk again
No career, no dough, no friends
Pawned your car for a guitar
Pawned the guitar, paid the bar

I could hear the door chime, I could see
The other drunks sit up and stare
At an Anglo-looking man
With wild flowing orange hair
He said he used to be in films
But he don’t make them anymore
My eyes lit up, I yelled his name
Someone pulled me up off the floor

I was drunk and delirious
In a bar in Branson, Missouri
I met Yahoo Serious
In a bar in Branson, Missouri

Some wino said, “no way that’s him
That man right there is an imposter!”
I said, “Bud, you’re dead wrong
Did you see he just ordered a Fosters?”
I asked him, “Mate, what brings you here?”
He said, “to seek a new career
When days as an auteur are done
Settle for wholesome family fun”

“Barkeeper, how ‘bout a Jägermeister
for me and my friend?
screw those shots fill pint glasses
up to the top, we won’t say when”
“Critics took a crap on me
third-rate Crocodile Dundee
Young Einstein helped pay the rent
But ranks at thirty-six percent.”


I was drunk and delirious
In a bar in Branson, Missouri
I met Yahoo Serious
In a bar in Branson, Missouri

He lost his fame, he lost his home
I have no name, I sleep alone
He lost his shirt, he lost his soul
I’m caked with dirt, gave up on goals
He lost his pride, he lost his girl
I live outside with rats and squirrels
He lost his fans, laughed out of town
I tried to stand, I fell right down

I was drunk and delirious
In a bar in Branson, Missouri
I met Yahoo Serious
In a bar in Branson, Missouri

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from One Day Left To Live, released December 30, 2022

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