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Dish Pan Hands

from One Day Left To Live by The Great Gambino

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lyrics

My wife wakes up at five o’clock each morning
Has a protein shake then hits the gym
Then works twelve hours as a neurosurgeon
While I spend all day watching Lancelot Secret Chimp
Only have a few weeks left of unemployment
I should probably start working on my resume’
But I’m way too invested in watching bread dough rise
And mastering the art of modern macramé

She used to elate me
Now she just berates me
Verbally castrates me
And emasculates me
Gotta figure out a way
To feel more like a man
First I gotta do something
‘bout these dish pan hands

My wife got home after working a triple
Caught me counting the cracks in the ceiling again
I told her I applied for several positions
But I really just played Xbox all day in the den
I said, “Baby, I promise that all day tomorrow
I’ll do laundry, wash the dishes, even cook ya food”
She just kicked off her shoes and put her feet up
Without any hesitation said
“Whatever, dude”

She used to elate me
Now she just berates me
Verbally castrates me
And emasculates me
Gotta figure out a way
To feel more like a man
First I gotta do something
‘bout these dish pan hands

She said, “I don’t mean to be crass
But I’ll be leaving your ass
If I come home tomorrow and this house is not spick and span”
She said, “your back should be sore
I should smell Mr. Clean on the floor
And I am expecting to see the vasoconstriction of your hands”

She used to elate me
Now she just berates me
Verbally castrates me
And emasculates me
Gotta figure out a way
To feel more like a man
First I gotta do something
‘bout these dish pan hands

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from One Day Left To Live, released December 30, 2022

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